People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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