I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Pooping to opera.
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