After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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