Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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