Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
