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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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