Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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