Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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