Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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