Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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