You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Randomize