singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
This toilet bowl is my home.
So. Much. Porn.
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