your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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