I like to think it a success when the cops are called
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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