Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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