It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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