the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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