I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
