so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
