no you cant smoke seaweed
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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