Christians are straight up FREAKS
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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