I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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