Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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