yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you win again, gameday.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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