Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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