I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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