i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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