Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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