I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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