i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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