why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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