Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He passed out mid-signature
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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