doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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