But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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