I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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