wat bout pragnant strippers??
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
My liver just had a heart attack.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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