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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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