they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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