I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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