just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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