What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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