Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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