I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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