Me. At least after what I've been through.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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