People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
