I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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