why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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