she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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