Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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