I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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