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say what?
wanna hang out?
wanna go halves on a baby?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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