we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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