I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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