Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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