I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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