so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize